Discovery of Size Difference Between British and American Cadbury Egg Size Sparks Violent Riot!!

Monday – San Francisco woman writhes in fury and indignation upon discovering that Cadbury Eggs produced in the United States are smaller than their British counterparts, which, unlike the American candy eggs, are manufactured in Britain. Unbelievable. In the land of super-size me we're being cheated. How are we to maintain our enviable girth in the early spring if we're being deprived of the fuller, more fabulous Cadbury eggs that the Brits get to nosh on?

So, business proposal/plan extraordinaire: Go to Britain. Buy many, many Cadbury Eggs (including the exotic mint and orange flavored crème eggs). Sell. Become rich enough to build a fortress entirely out of British Cadbury eggs.