Okay, I live in a rural area and I'm lazy. And I like beer. Fine beers, that is. I'll take German and Belgian beers over the micro-brewed crap that is pervasive. Heck, I like Mexican beer more than American beer, which is inspired by German tradition. When it comes down to my desire to have beer delivered to my front doorstep, I'd take just about anything. Am I a beer-aholic? Probably, but that question isn't relevant here. What's relevant is my keen desire for beer delivered to my front door. I know I'm not alone. I know there are others out there who desire similarly. Why doesn't this business exist? Please, if you're reading this post (which I know no one is) can you please start a beer delivery service in the Northern San Francisco Bay Area? Please? Send me an email. Let's chat. Shit. I might even be a good business partner. Let me end this post with a prayer: "Please, please beer angels . . . help me to realize this all-important dream of having beer delivered (in tandem with pizza, authentic Mexican tacos, Indian food, Korean food and other delicious food items/cuisines) to me in the COMFORT OF MY HOME! For Chrissakes! This isn't that hard! Business people/entrepeneurs: TAKE NOTICE! I need beer at home. Now. Shit. If you're willing to bring me beer in Petaluma, I will promise to tip handsomely and even offer you a toke, or a free song. Sound good?
