These and other exciting headlines are forthcoming. My brain just bubbles headlines, a veritable headline spewing machine, so I'm going to put them here where they can cure like fine wine in their anonymity.
This is the mind without ventilation. This is all I have to offer here. I can hear the lonely unpinging ping of million mouse clicks diverted from this important stop on the scape of cyberspace. Cyberspace. One day kids are going to quake with laughter at such an already-antiquated-sounding phrase. Oooh. Groovy. Cyberspace. The internet will just be referred to by its first and last letters: it. That's it. For Now.
