Dear Office Snack Drawer:
I would like to introduce a new member to your team. Please welcome Flask o' Whiskey. Ms. Flask comes to us with impressive credentials. She has had the opportunity to work with many powerful and interesting people, including various Presidents of the United States, specifically, the ones that know how to read. She has also had the pleasure of working along side well-known snack drawer star players Line o' Coke and Big Fat Jay. Together these three have provided a necessary "party" element to the otherwise boring snack drawer landscape composed of Stale Peanuts, Half-Eaten Bag o' Chips and Candy Nobody Wants.
Let's give a Hip-Hip-HOORAY for Flask o' WhiskAY
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